This community is based on the book and party game, Zobmondo!! From the book: WARNING: contains shocking content meant to inspire hilarious discussion. The questions …may be nauseating, heinous, or disturbing but each is a field-tested conversation starter that is guaranteed to provoke ridiculous fun…
2 QUESTIONS PER WEEK
Debate in this community is strongly urged!! Defend your answer to the death against those who utter dismay at your choice. If you are dismayed by another’s choice, tell them why you think they’re insane.
Those who join this community are forewarned to the above statement. No offense should be taken by one to another’s comment, but be warned: if a member of this community becomes rude, personally insulting, or otherwise damaging to the fun nature of the game, he or she will be removed immediately!
1. Abstinence is strictly forbidden. The phrases “I won’t choose either,” “Neither one,” “Who cares?” and/or “I would rather die” should never be uttered while discussing a question.
2. No condiments, plastic surgery, or actions that change the spirit of the question may be added to a given scenario. The bottom line is you must assume you are forced to choose between the two options of each “dilemma of unenjoyment” as it is presented; you may not explain away the question by drowning everything in ketchup or resolving to have an ugly growth removed with plastic surgery.
3. The jokes and trivia provided may not be used as a diversionary tactic to avoid making choices.
for the ultimate in weird humor and hopelessly unsolvable debates.
EXAMPLE QUESTION #1: Would you rather...
Have a band of mariachi singers follow you everywhere
have one determined bagpipe player follow you everywhere?
**The bagpipe was originally made from the whole skin of a dead sheep. But mariachi sing- ers have never been made of dead Mexicans.
**Carnegie Mellon University (Pittsburgh) offers bagpiping as a major.